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sarah. 。◕‿◕。: i just fell into the toilet
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: my brother
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: didnt put the toilet seat down
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: i
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: fell into
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: the toILET???
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: I FELL IN
( marshmallow. ): ......i've heard of getting down and dirty but wow
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: j eSUS CH RI ST J ONA TH ON I FE LL IN TO A TOI L ET THIS IS N O TIM E FO R j OKES
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: im so sad
i emailed my japanese teacher today and at the end i was like
--Sarah (。・ω・。)
bc japanese class
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: BUT
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: HE DIDNT SEND ONE BACK
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: NOW I FEEL ///DUMB///
~вιɢ ѕιѕ~: ...WHY WOULD HE PUT ONE BACK
~вιɢ ѕιѕ~: why would you send that omg
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: BE CAU SE I TH OUGHT IT WOU LD BE CH ARM ING
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: FU CK
~вιɢ ѕιѕ~: I COULDA BEEN TAKEN AS MOCKING...
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sweet princess: Can u not handle the bagged milk jon
sweet princess: EmbRACE IT
sweet princess: DONT FEAR THE BAGGED MILK
Jawn: tHAT SO UNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF I NNUENDO
Jawn: L IKE A REALLY UNHEALTHY BALLSACK FULL OF FLUIDS SDFGPSFDG
sweet princess: OHHHHHHH M Y G OD
sweet princess: OH MY GO D???
sweet princess: J oN
sweet princess: I M L SU GHI NG
sweet princess: WHA T THE F CUK
Jawn: ica n tbr e athekjsd jpfgsfg
sweet princess: I will never be able to look at my milk the same way again
I WON'T BE ABLE TO E AT CEREAL WI THOUT THINKING OF BALLSACKS NO W IM
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: he loves the feeling of justin timberlake running through his scalp
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: mmmmmmmmm justin timberlake
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: one time sora was showering and he thought of something
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: so hilarious
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: he fell out of his shower
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: one time sora was in the kitchen eating a sandwich and he
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: fell out of his shower
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: GEN ARE YOU HIGH
sarah. 。◕‿◕。: pls doNT KILL HI M...
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: i wONT
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: maybe a little
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: maybe a stab wound
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: just a bit
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: maybe
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: miss a vein
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: or an important organ
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: ' tHAT WAS CLOSE WASNT IT '
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: it sure was sora
` sᴏʀᴀᴋᴜɴ: 。◕‿◕。 it sure was
tiny moose 。◕‿◕。: is he just /always/ an asshole from now on xD
バカ Shadow/Chris: Mhm. xD
バカ Shadow/Chris: It goes like this:
バカ Shadow/Chris: Asshole.
バカ Shadow/Chris: Kind of an asshole.
バカ Shadow/Chris: Bro.
バカ Shadow/Chris: Asshole.
バカ Shadow/Chris: MAJOR asshole.
バカ Shadow/Chris: Back to asshole.
tiny moose 。◕‿◕。: :l this sounds like a major asshole roller coaster omg
バカ Shadow/Chris: Thaaaaat's Sasuke.
sweet princess: um how about u dont give my butt hypothermia thank u
ᴶᵃʷᶰ: that sounds like a porno
ᴶᵃʷᶰ: like some guy freezed his d ick and
ᴶᵃʷᶰ: sdfpgkgg
ᴶᵃʷᶰ: sdfpgokfgdfsgfdg
ᴶᵃʷᶰ: "prepare for imminent icicle penetration"
sweet princess: wow
sweet princess: beAUTIFUL J ON
sweet princess: TH AN K YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME
sweet princess: wHAT IS WITH YOU AND FLATULENCE OSMOSIS
ᴶᵃʷᶰ: my name is not osmosis 8I
sweet princess: IM
sweet princess: S TRN AGL ES YOU AKFLJLKFJ
sweet princess: I SWE AR TO GOD
tiny moose 。◕‿◕。: OHHHHHHHHH MY GO D
I J UST WEN T PEE AND WHILE I WAS P EEING THE FU KCING SH OWER CURTIAN? ? STAR TED MOVING???
SO I ALMOST HAD A HEARTATTA CK AND SCREAMED AND TH RE W A ROLLOF TOILET PAPER AT TEH SHOWER CU RTAIN BC LIKE W TF IS CHUCKY T RY ING TO KILL ME OR SOMTETHING
AND IT TURNED OTU TO BE MY FUCKING C AT IM SO AN GRY
tiny moose 。◕‿◕。: I TH UGIHT I WAS GONNA DIE JON
« ᵐʸ ᵐᵃʳᶳʰᵐᵃˡˡᵒʷ »: i ' mla ugh gin s o hd a rd
« ᵐʸ ᵐᵃʳᶳʰᵐᵃˡˡᵒʷ »: ogmhm yo f
« ᵐʸ ᵐᵃʳᶳʰᵐᵃˡˡᵒʷ »: i N C AB TEB RE A TH E
sweet princess: i hAVE HAD
EN OU GH SHIT
SHOVE D UP MY ASS AL READY O KAY
HW